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 Posted - May 28 2008 : 10:12:50 PM
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OK, it's time to get things up to speed here. I'm pushing out Newsletters to get us up to date once again. I need ORIGINAL member created humor. I will not apologize for unknowingly plagiarizing someone elses work. Spoofs, comics, jokes, stories, whatever, as long as its....
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Posted - May 29 2008 : 10:44:31 AM
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It may not count as real humor - but, in the newsletter (thanks for it), the Revell Farmhouse group (1958) is included... I have the set (minus some of the figures) and the assembly instructions that suggest that ' "S" type cement be used for permanent results' .. and regardless of the pictures, the figures came in white.
Cheers
Bill
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Posted - May 29 2008 : 1:26:13 PM
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| people keep telling me that no matter what problem you have in life theres always light at the end of the tunnel,i reply yes and its me that has to foot the bill for it ken
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Posted - May 29 2008 : 1:28:42 PM
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| someone asked me the other day what the best thing tony blair did for the country,and i replied he resigned
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Posted - May 29 2008 : 2:47:54 PM
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Jim wanted a job as a signalman on the railways.
At the job interview the inspector asked him this question: "What would you do if you saw 2 trains heading for each other on the SAME track?
Jim said: "I would put all signals to danger"
"What if they were going too fast?", asked the inspector.
Jim said," I would switch the points for one of the trains."
"What if the lever broke?", asked the inspector.
"Then I'd dash down the signal box steps waving a red flag", said Jim.
"What if it blew away in the wind?' asked the inspector.
"Then I'd run back into signal box & phone the next signal box."
"What if the phone was engaged?"
"Well.....in that case," persevered Jim, " I'd rush down out of the box & use the public emergency phone at the level crossing."
"What would you do if THAT was vandalized?"
"Oh well, then I'd run into the village & get my Uncle Harry."
This puzzled the Inspector, so he asked, "Why would you do that?"
"Because he's never seen a train crash!!"
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Posted - May 29 2008 : 2:49:35 PM
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Young Alec and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover that they had missed the train.
"The next train is in one hour," said the stationmaster.
The three went back into the bar. The parents had another drink, Alec had a coke.
Again they heard a whistle, rushed out and discovered the train pulling away.
"Next one is sixty minutes from now!" said the stationmaster.
An hour later, Alec, with his mum and dad, raced out onto the platform, and his parents leaped onto the train as it pulled away. The boy was left standing on the platform and began to laugh uproariously.
"Your parents just left you," said the stationmaster. "Why are you laughing?"
"They only came to see me off!"
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Posted - May 29 2008 : 3:56:08 PM
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| hi nyc, the point of my last roll of jokes is pointless really as any humour needs to be sent to you,as once seen on site its old hat if you see what i am saying ken
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